Cody Sortore the vacuum cleaner reviewer dude

Well after that long week of adding new vacuum cleaner reviews, and blogging about them every day I had a week where I was at the top of the reef! Uh... okay so I've been reading Connor's favorite story book based on "A Shark Tale" way too much lately :-P Anyways, the big G allowed me back in the top 10 for "Vacuum Cleaner Reviews" for 4 days... in those 4 days I made over $100 which is inspiring to keep working and make more money! Only it lasted for exactly 4 days then disappeared... So what I've determined is that the only thing I know for sure on the internet is that the big G's algorithms are obviously based off of a pregnant womans mood swings... because I don't understand them at all. It's all like "Oh you're so sweet and nice, and better than these other guys, here go to the top of the list... WAIT... YOU!!! I remember you, you're that site that did that one thing that one time 3 years ago!!!" then it's back down to the bottom. However I have seen some minor promise in the vacuum cleaner reviews business... so I'm gonna try some stuff again... maybe if I can get the motivation I'll toss up a few more reviews. I was also considering making an uber review site. Instead of trying to make tons of individual sites for different types of reviews I could make one site, and slowly go through the different types of reviews adding categories and what not for them as I go. It's just an idea I haven't even cornered the vacuum cleaner reviews stuff yet... so we'll see how this goes and maybe one day we'll get back to the top of the reef and get the vacuum cleaners reviews message out there! I just laugh at the big G who claims to be clearing out all the junk, but yet, my only competitors are JUNK sites and they're at the top... guess the big G only likes those who spend lots of money with them... well that's obvious their algorithms are so screwed if you're not paying for their ads you're nothing. One day I may do so and get the vacuum cleaner reviews business completely cornered but before then we gotta do this naturally to inspire and fund me to actually buy something.

cody sortore never told you about his best vacuum cleaner reviews now did he?

A lot of people looking for vacuum cleaner reviews are really just looking for the best rated vacuum cleaners. I mean seriously who wants to get the worst rated vacuum cleaner? Well apparently there are a number of people who do because Dirt Devil and Shark are some of the top searched for vacuum cleaners... just below Hoover and Dyson actually which is kind of funny how you really need to be on one end of the spectrum or the other to get attention. Nobody wants the middle of the road vacuum cleaner they either want the cheapest worst ones or the most expensive best ones. That's why I have the best vacuum cleaner reviews separated out from the pack. So that people can quickly and easily find the best vacuum cleaners on the market. I spent the day yesterday promoting my vacuum cleaner reviews on over 100 blogs of mine, and now today I'm doing the same thing for the section of just the best vacuum cleaner reviews. I'm doing this because when we are honest with ourselves most people who are searching for vacuum cleaner reviews really only want the best reviews, though, some want to know about the specific vacuum cleaner that they have purchased, or are getting ready to purchase to make themselves feel good about spending so much money on a vacuum cleaner. I have a large number of those reviews as well. It's sort of my niche market right now, while many only give you the reviews for what will make them the most money I give you as many vacuum cleaner reviews as possible covering the best to the worst so that you can go into your vacuum cleaner purchase informed and ready to make that big purchase.

Cody Sortore takes on the vacuum cleaner review industry

My entire world has been turned upside down by a very simple idea. The idea is that of vacuum cleaner reviews. I've never been so enthralled by what you can achieve simply by giving honest information on the vacuum cleaner of the modern age. Never before have I seen so many people flocking to check out the vacuum cleaner reviews before they make their vacuum cleaner purchases. I was surprised at first at how many people were looking for vacuum cleaner reviews, but then I realized that it made completely perfect sense. The vacuum cleaner industry is in complete disarray and people don't know where the gimmicks end and the true vacuum cleaner quality begins. So I've started this little vacuum cleaner review site to help people make up their minds.

Oh yeah dawg, pimp my ride!

Ok guys, and gals, a new site is coming for Archmaille Designs!  This is of course rather exciting news, since we've been using the same old boring site to sell handmade silver jewelry for such a long time we needed desperately a change!

yeah don't ask

All I heard the whole time was whining and crying and coughing and spitting up and ewww you know the whole story.

Axl Rose - *cough* Pompous twat *cough* Oh no wait, why am I coughing? She's my age, and we know the same people.

He said we'd know today, but I bet he's busy so I'm not going to press him.

But if things aren't right, if he puts this company first that's treated him like ass, am I going to want him?

I'm going to have to admit to my mom that I have a girlfriend now, too. I dont like him feeling all my grossness around with his hands.

And I don't really know how long it's going to be before I get to be with him everyday again. It's now Monday, the day we were supposed to find out and I have heard absofuckinglutely nothing.

And I don't really even want Holly back now. I don't want to talk to anyone about this because I hate for people to feel sorry for me and so here I am talking to a computer! It always makes me feel better to hear from you, I don't feel so bad if you are feeling the same way that I do.

I guess the reason that I wasn't awed by it in the end is that there was so much build up for it and so much said about it regarding how moving it was and until I wrote my review, I honestly hadn't run into anyone who didn't say they were moved beyond words.

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  If you've got yourself a girl there is no doubt that you'd be well off getting her a lovely piece of Sterling Silver Jewelry, in fact any kind of jewelry would be welcomed by a lovely lady.  If you've got the means to purchase sterling silver may I suggest getting anything of silver jewelry as it may just put the twinkle back in her eye that you've been desiring.  Pure sterling silver jewelry is available at a lot of places, and I might suggest getting a few pieces for her, earrings, bracelets, and necklaces make great silver gifts for when you've messed up and need to make up quick.  of course sterling silver jewelry comes with a price tag, but hey, what's that to say if you truly love her, or just need a quick out of the dog house jewelry gift.

if you're in the game

Being in the game means you've got to have the right
equipment. And by this I mean you've got to have your
jewelry down!!! sterling silver jewelry, silver
jewelry, and all other kinds of bling to make the
others at the party know what's goin down! You've got
to announce your presence with the sparkle of a silver
chainmaille bracelet, or their is no better way of
making an impression than the chainmail armour edition
that you've got hanging around dawg! haha, ok, so
maybe the armor isn't the greatest of ideas but it's
a good one for a practical joke!

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hmmmm so A blog for Cody Sortore eh?

well I'd have to give this one here top ranks for stupid things such as debt consolidation and other oddity's ya know?

handmade silver

handmade jewelry has a new home! come one come all to the new jewelry mecha site! all silver handmade jewelry, and all that you could ever want.

You know the one

grandpa julio

I very much dislike my grandpa Julio. On weekends he is very crazy, and then today he just interested me... I could really use his help talking to someone about literature in today's cut-throat corporate world, then he interrupted:

"That's amazing! If I hear another thing about today's cut-throat corporate world I'm going to shoot somebody!"

At first I was like "DAMN!" then later I just suddenly got this dangerous look in my eyes. After all, he *is* my grandpa and he should know better...

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why horses?

I have often thought why the use of horses in battle.  Many times in battle a person would ride into battle wearing chainmail also dressing their horse up in chainmail .  The reason I wonder why Horses were used is because there are many large animals that could just as easily be made tame, and dressed in chainmail to ride into battle, many of which more sturdy, and resiliant than the horse.  It is my belief that the horse was used though, because of it's natural fight or flight reaction to which the horse will actually run towards its persecution rather than from to scare, or threaten those apposing it.  So therefore it leads me to believe that even though any chainmail covered animal would be threatening and rather combersome to a battle, the horse is used due to it's naturalness to the idea of running towards battle rather than from it, the courage of horses has lead many people into battle bringing enemies to their knee's.

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wow... this is a bit of a depressing blog...

lol I've got some happy fluffy blogs, and other's that are not so fluffy, and this is defineately one of the less fluffy blogs... hmm I should create one that I write only in alius... that'd be coolios!!!

~Cody Sortore~

So I didn't do so well at State....

I guess that my business is too much of a physical business for me to be competing in an E-Commerce Business event, because I didn't even get in the top 10 at State... Guess it doesn't really matter, but I was kinda hoping for it atleast. I got a good expirience out of the deal, but wasn't quite good enough for the event. Oh well

~Cody Sortore~

Spreading addiction.... *twitch twitch*

ok... so I start w/ my site Archmaille.com, then Xanga then I move into this stuff... now MSN... sheesh... what have I come to? if I keep this up I'm never going to be leaving my computer again... lol.

*sighs in relief*

For those of you who read my entry from 2am last night... yeah... stressfulness... but it's ok, I did what any sane person would do in my situation, I went shopping!!! lol.  yup... stressin over money, and last nights events I went shopping... doesn't really make much sense but hey it made me feel better.  I just went to Barnes&Noble kuz I didn't have much time... gotted a nice BIG cup of coffee, and a book on kitty kats!!!! oh... this book makes me so happy... I think I will spend the rest of this time posting random quotes from this book... then maybe you'll understand I think betwixed this morning (I found Carrey at church and just grabbed onto her and hugged her for atleast 10 mins and she never let go, so that made me feel a LOT better...), getting a new kitty book, and all the caffiene that is about to be absorbed into my system I might actually feel somewhat ok today... no... not happening... but Maybe I'll get some work done.  Plus last night me and my mom worked things out... though both of us are still uber stressed about the whole situation I hate having my mommie mad at me... often times she's my only friend so not having her SUX!!!!!!!  Everyone is in agreeance that I went over the edge last night... but any time I go over the edge I'm not serious... it's usually an attempt to push someone away (as last night was...) anyways... I shall follow through w/ my promise to fill the rest of this entry w/ random quotes from my "utterly adorable cats" bookness!!! hehe

Dogs are dogs, birds are birds, cats are gods -Ancient Cat Scholar

To sing is human, to meow divine -Zhuang Zi (283-288)

All things come to those who purr

Got to love me... I'm the kitten! -Faux Paws, B. 2003

Cats sleep because it is their sole purpose in life. Humans sleep so that they have the energy to sever their cat.

If at first you don't succeed it's time to take another nap -Puss Zi, 4,200 B.C. <-- I need to take some advice from that one

what are little kittens made of?
30% cuteness
29% mischief
28% purrs
10% soft fur
3% innocence

Mathematics of Probability:
The chance of a cat doing anything its human wants it to do.
Equals ZERO

More to come... trust me... this book is FULL of Wisdom I'll be quoting it all the time...

*meowz* =^.^=

~Kodie~

yeah... just... yeah...

If you think this entry is too long... it was just to get out some frusteration anyways... so please move on and read the one before this... it was a better entry anyways

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Nathan has to be the most retarded person I have ever met in my life... Now I don't say this to discredit his reputation... I think for the most part no one that will ever read this knows Nathan.... other than his sister but the chances of her reading this are slim to none...

I write this entry while listening to Live: Lightning Crashes (off of the "throwing copper sound track)... I mention this because of it were not for this song there would be a LOOONNNNGGG line of curse words following just about every sentence I write.  For those of you who know me Live is one of my fav. bands of all time (not the new live... though, I do respect them for being more bold in their christianity recently I still gotta say that I love oldschool Live from the early '90s) Those of you who knew me when I got kicked out of school (both the first time in 6th grade, and again sophmore year) you know how I can get... and how I hate people pestering me when I've got important stuff to get done... and how when people pester me I get sarcastic... VERY sarcastic... I will talk, and say just insane stuff until the person on the recieving end is right.... For anyone that has read an entry of mine in the last 2 months knows that I have been under EMENSE amounts of stress for my DECA project... well come Tuesday I have to have my report completely revised and re-entered for State... So the stress level has gone up majorly... being that I've got 3 days worth of work, and 2 days to get it done... not to mention that as soon as this is done I need to get started on my Flash tutorial... which has been sitting for some time... Well, through all of this (haha... anyone who read the Feb. 12 entry... yeah...) Nathan STILL has the gumption to be telling ME of all people ME how I should run my business... no offense... but my dad owns his own business, his mom owned her own business up until the day she died... I'm going to own my business... I've been around it all my life for someone who hasn't been around business a day in there life yeah... back off bizatch... so right... I was being sarcastic w/ Nathan... and OBVIOUSLY he wasn't getting it... so I kept going... I started saying crap that was so outrageous that no one in their right mind could have ever believed me... I had been telling him that I wanted someone to shoot me (yes someone to shoot me, not me kill myself... or someone kill me... kuz I realy don't wanna die... but if someone were to shoot me then I'd get lots of sympathy a visit from Carrey in the hospital <-- mucho likies that part) well I was trying to convince HIM to shoot me... being that he may as well go ahead and do it w/ how much f-ing stress he has been adding to my life... well... he said something along the lines of "I'm trying to show you compassion here, and I don't want to see you hurt yourself, because I don't like to see friends of mine that I love get hurt" at which point I stared at the screen for probably 10 mins thinking "what the hell?  I would NEVER EVER EVER try to kill myself... or even think it... or ever TRY to hurt myself... shiot... I'm the biggest wuss ever... I hate pain..." then I spent another 10 mins thinking "show me love and compassion?.... I'm trying to get you to shoot me here... your a lil outta control..." so... because I watched American History X yesterday it was still fresh in my mine (which btw great movie... if you can get past all the grousomness, violence... and anal raping scene) I respond to him with "If you really loved me you would want me to lessen my stress level and you'd show up to church tommorow with a 9mm and shoot me in the face... let's take a step back here and take a lesson of love from our friend Adolf" <-- yeah... I was pretty beyond reason at this point in time... shortly after he starts talking about how tired he is and how he's not able to comprehend anything very well (big suprise) and he's going to bed... so I go upstairs and take a showwa kuz I'm gonna do the same... the phone starts ringing off the hook while I'm in the showwer... I get out of the showwer to a very pissed off mother... my mom was kinda flippin out... she was sayin stuff like "CODY what in the hell is wrong with you... don't you know not to say stupid stuff to retarded people" "God cody, I can't believe this... I don't want to go back to church those &^%$*2's are probably calling the pastor right now, everyone is going to think you are insane" at which point THAT got my attention... kuz no church means no Carrey... so I hurried up and got dry to talk w/ my mom and find out what in the HELL was going on... turns out Nathan showed his parents our IM conversation, and they were freaking out... so they call my house at 11:30 at night telling my mom that I am a very disturbed person?  my mom was yelling at me so much... she was all like "Cody... don't you know that in 7 years you've had 1 normal teacher?  what is wrong w/ you... you can't say that kind of stuff around a teacher they don't have both ores in the water... no teacher does" (nathans mom is a teacher... just for clarification) (I convinced my mom that if any problems arise at church most everyone there is reasonable especially the pastor and I know if he's all they've told he's not going to spread it to anyone else so I could talk w/ him and reason things out give him the whole story... being that he won't judge w/o the whole story) oh... and btw I've had 2 normal teachers in my 7 years... and about 5 others that even though they were NOT normal... they did like me for some reason... which is rare... teachers usually hate me... it's the personality clash thing... I'm sarcastic... teachers are dumb... I can ace any test w/o doing a single page of homework... teachers hate that... to a teacher "you have to do you homework in order to know the stuff on the test... I mean... I have to read this shit outta a book to know it so there is no way a kid can know it w/o reading the book or doing the homework" and when I do it doesn't fit their little cracker box world overloads a few circuits and they don't know what to do... anything outside of the box shouldn't exist... and if it shouldn't exist it doesn't exist...

As you can probably tell my Live CD ended towards the end of that... so their is more cursing towards the end... luckily the next CD I've burned onto this computer after Live is Hans Zimmer so I was still somewhat relaxed... but the Hans Zimmer CD is pretty intense and battle kinda music, so kinda brought forth a little more agression... hehe... if anything in here is coherent please tell me and I will fix that to where the whole entry is COMPLETELY incoherent and out of preportion, because that's how I feel right now... so that's how you should feel while reading this

~Kodie~

Symbology.... kind of

Let me start this entry by saying COFFEE, COFFEE, COFEE. *meowz* now that we've got THAT outta the way... may I say that I Hate uhh... I don't remember... but I hate something... I know I was going to say somethign but thy'n brain has gone BLANK since then... so does it really matter? oh yeah... I rememberz what I hate... numberz... yeah... I'm sure all of you have heard me endlessly speak of my DECA Project which I have spent tons of time on... paying on at Districts when I got FIRST place. All day today I have been working on revising that project since I only skored 88/100 points... So for State I have added a few things... first off make the bank feel useful... no bank wants to give you a loan if you don't need them... so I added a few things to my project A) safes totals of $9,000 B) Gold and Platinum lines of jewelry $3,500 initial cost and triple re-order costs C) Digital camera (shoulda had it in the first place...) D) the WatchGuard Firebox (firewall with built in Linux) even though the damned firebox would slow my internet connection down to 100mbs *hisses* yeah... I wouldn't want it in real life *shudders at the thought of a slow internet connection* Anyways... I also had to up the PPC (pay per customer) being that I added gold and platinum to my line... and followed the advice of the judges and upped my cost on jewelry, being that it was easiest to just double the PPC I did things that way...

So as the story goes... my brain was FRIED towards 7pm. well Brittney was sick and tired of being home by that time as well... and me mommie was home... Brittney wanted to rent movies so we gotted Raise Your Voice Mostly kuz I'm a loser and I like Hillary Duff... and I wanted to see the movie... anyways... Brittney went home after that and I was still STIR CRAZY!!! So I went to Borders for my usual MochaBerry!!!! and now here I am... with Nuerons firing like crazy again... and defineatly NOT getting any sleep until oh... probably 2 am, but who cares? I'm going to get work done right?

*meowz* =^.^=

~Kodie~

p.s. I've got a few symbol samples for my business... votez on them!!!!

Welcome to Cody Sortore's Blog Spot!

Chances that ANYONE will read this = zero. Oh well... it doesn't really matter now does it? In the end we all know that I have what 6 blogs now? chances are that 5 of those are going to stay static. There is also a good chance that I will update this one... or my other one devoted to myself Kodie Elliot now some of you are wondering as to why I would say my name is Cody Sortore and then turn around and use the name Kodie Elliot. Well the explanation is very simple... I am both. My real name Cody Elliot Sortore is a very beffiting name, Cody, a simplistic yet strong name, Elliot, a creative artsy name, Sortore, Dutch Irish strong-willed and perfect for me. Though, when it comes to my artsy side Cody just didn't work... so I modified it a little bit... and the strongwilled part of me just didn't work for Silver Craftsman so I just used my new innitiated Kodie and my middle name Elliot.